Middle-Out — The Equation Tee

$25.00

The math finally made sense.
Born from the idea of Richard Hendricks of Silicon Valley fame, this design turns the most absurdly serious joke in tech TV history into a wearable flex. Clean, minimal, and instantly recognizable to the people who matter.

It’s the kind of reference that doesn’t explain itself. If you know, you smirk. If you don’t, it still looks sharp. Either way, it quietly signals: yeah, I was there.

Product details:

Printed on the Next Level 3600 — a modern, slightly athletic fit that wears clean whether you’re sitting at a desk, on the couch, or pretending you’re about to refactor something important.

Fabric and Quality

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (select colors may include poly blend)

  • Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric — breathable but not flimsy

  • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit wash after wash

  • Fitted silhouette without feeling tight

  • Side-seamed construction for a cleaner shape

  • Tear-away label (because obviously)

  • Printed with crisp DTG detail so fine lines stay sharp — just like the math

Size Guide:

Dad Bod Approved!

S — Width: 19" · Length: 28"

M — Width: 20½" · Length: 29"

L — Width: 22" · Length: 30"

XL — Width: 24" · Length: 31"

2XL — Width: 26" · Length: 32"

Shipping Details:

US & Canada Customers:

  • Most orders are fulfilled within 2–5 business days. Usually 3 days.

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 3–4 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Faster delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

International shipping (Europe)

When shipping from our European locations, your international options are:

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 5–20 business days after fulfillment.

  • Standard rate with CO₂ offsetting: Delivery in 5–20 business days with carbon emissions offsetting.

  • Standard DDP (Delivered Duties Paid): For the UK only. Delivery in 3–7 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

Color:
Size:

The math finally made sense.
Born from the idea of Richard Hendricks of Silicon Valley fame, this design turns the most absurdly serious joke in tech TV history into a wearable flex. Clean, minimal, and instantly recognizable to the people who matter.

It’s the kind of reference that doesn’t explain itself. If you know, you smirk. If you don’t, it still looks sharp. Either way, it quietly signals: yeah, I was there.

Product details:

Printed on the Next Level 3600 — a modern, slightly athletic fit that wears clean whether you’re sitting at a desk, on the couch, or pretending you’re about to refactor something important.

Fabric and Quality

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton (select colors may include poly blend)

  • Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric — breathable but not flimsy

  • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit wash after wash

  • Fitted silhouette without feeling tight

  • Side-seamed construction for a cleaner shape

  • Tear-away label (because obviously)

  • Printed with crisp DTG detail so fine lines stay sharp — just like the math

Size Guide:

Dad Bod Approved!

S — Width: 19" · Length: 28"

M — Width: 20½" · Length: 29"

L — Width: 22" · Length: 30"

XL — Width: 24" · Length: 31"

2XL — Width: 26" · Length: 32"

Shipping Details:

US & Canada Customers:

  • Most orders are fulfilled within 2–5 business days. Usually 3 days.

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 3–4 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Faster delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

International shipping (Europe)

When shipping from our European locations, your international options are:

  • Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 5–20 business days after fulfillment.

  • Standard rate with CO₂ offsetting: Delivery in 5–20 business days with carbon emissions offsetting.

  • Standard DDP (Delivered Duties Paid): For the UK only. Delivery in 3–7 business days after fulfillment.

  • Express: Delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

A clean, inside-joke tee for people who remember when compression algorithms were peak comedy and HBO somehow made tabs vs spaces entertaining.

Perfect for:
Tech dads, millennial gamers, former startup optimists, and anyone who still thinks this joke might actually work.