FINISH HIM! — The Mortal Kombat Marriage Tee

The tee inspired by every gamer who’s ever had to take a real-life critical hit… and propose anyway.

This design reimagines a classic 90s arcade moment — FINISH HIM! — as the ultimate boss encounter: dropping to one knee. Pixel art, nostalgia, and adult-life comedy all fused into one shirt built for men who grew up on fatalities but now face mortgages, minivans, and emotional damage of a different kind.

Product Details:

Fabric & Quality

Printed on the Next Level 3600, chosen for its premium feel and modern fit.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.3 oz)

• Soft, lightweight, worn-in comfort from day one

• Side-seamed for a better silhouette

• Tear-away label (goodbye itchy neck)

• Built for all dad bod subclasses — tank, ranged, stealth, support

• Printed with crisp DTG detail so the pixel art stays sharp, saturated, and nostalgia-packed.

Size Guide:

Dad Bod Approved.

Fits true to size with a modern, athletic cut.
(Go up one if you like extra room for snacks, boss battles, or proposal-stage nerves.)

Chest Width (inches, laid flat):
S — 18"
M — 20"
L — 22"
XL — 24"
2XL — 26"
3XL — 28"

How to Measure:
Take a tee you already like, measure armpit to armpit, and compare.
For full chest circumference, double the number.

Shipping Details:

US & Canada Customers:

• Most orders are fulfilled within 2–5 business days. Usually 3 days.

• Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 3–4 business days after fulfillment.

• Express: Faster delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.

International shipping (Europe):

When shipping from our European locations, your international options are:

• Flat Rate (Standard): Delivery in 5–20 business days after fulfillment.

• Standard rate with CO₂ offsetting: Delivery in 5–20 business days with carbon emissions offsetting.

• Standard DDP (Delivered Duties Paid): For the UK only. Delivery in 3–7 business days after fulfillment.

• Express: Delivery in 1–3 business days after fulfillment.