The Final Boss — Limited Run | Releases December 17th

$25.00

Every gamer has a Final Boss… but only one follows you from the living room to the kitchen to the driveway.

Made from soft, durable cotton and cut for everyday wear, it’s the perfect uniform for late-night sessions, weekend chores, or taking on the real endgame: marriage.

Size:

Every gamer has a Final Boss… but only one follows you from the living room to the kitchen to the driveway.

Made from soft, durable cotton and cut for everyday wear, it’s the perfect uniform for late-night sessions, weekend chores, or taking on the real endgame: marriage.

Printed on a premium Gildan 5000 heavyweight cotton tee, it delivers that perfect mix of old-school durability and holiday-party comfort. Ideal for ugly-sweater nights, family gatherings, or streaming with the squad.

Details:

  • Limited Holiday 2025 Dad Games Drop

  • Heavyweight 100% cotton Gildan 5000 shirt

  • High-contrast “knitted” graphic in one-color ink

  • Classic relaxed fit

  • Perfect for gamers, funny shirt lovers, or anyone who needs the bandwidth

Warning: May cause relatives to ask what “ping” means.

Size Guide

S — Chest: 34"–36" (86–91 cm)

M — Chest: 38"–40" (97–102 cm)

L — Chest: 42"–44" (107–112 cm)

XL — Chest: 46"–48" (117–122 cm)

2XL — Chest: 50"–52" (127–132 cm)